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Umps, plumps and mumps (Dr Seuss Parody) (written 2020)
One snuffleump Two snuffleump Red snuffleump Dead snuffleump Sour snufflegrump Fairly hairy snufflerump Open carry scuffleump. Crystal methheleump Say! What a lot of Sickly snuffleump there are! Yes. Some have been around, And some are 6 feet underground. Some have teeth And most do not. You see, we see While just about nothing is uniformal here, Death in Qwertyuiop is rather normal. Some are sad, like the one with no mom or dad. Some are thin. And some are globular! From

Camille Aguilar


A Proper Battle (A Telltale Heart Parody) (written 2020)
IT’S TRUE! OF COURSE IT IS! I SAVED US, I TRULY SAVED THIS CAMP! But why will you not celebrate with me, why must you be so sour? So dour all of the time you cannot see that I have done our world a favor. Can you not see that I am perfectly aware of the results of my actions? Off my rocker? Look what I have done; for me, for you, for all of posterity! Indeed, my victory has properly aligned my good character. My inspired deeds have occasioned the repetition of my story, so as

Camille Aguilar


Purrsia (Gertrude Stein Parody) (written 2020)
Tepid attraction and glacial initiative, lack initiative initiate not intuitive intiate what you wish to inact, intact in fact What do you want, do you? what what do you want want you? Tell me what you really tell you want Is chicken no longer your flavor? Chicken has potential to be flavorful Do we, your butlers, No longer fit the glass glass glass glass glass glass slipper? Glass glass glasss glassy eyed class Pink paw, pretty pinky link pink pink playful, pads hide dirt

Camille Aguilar

