Umps, plumps and mumps (Dr Seuss Parody) (written 2020)

One snuffleump

Two snuffleump

Red snuffleump 

Dead snuffleump

Sour snufflegrump 

Fairly hairy snufflerump

Open carry scuffleump.

Crystal methheleump

Say! What a lot of 

Sickly snuffleump there are!

Yes. Some have been around,

And some are 6 feet underground.

Some have teeth

And most do not.

You see, we see

While just about nothing is uniformal here,

Death in Qwertyuiop is rather normal.

Some are sad,

like the one with no mom or dad.

Some are thin.

And some are globular!

From here to there,

And there to here

XXL snuffleplumps seem to be

Just about everywhere!

In the City of Qwertyuiop, 

In the land of Whatchama

Here, some like to run, some like to jump

Most like to lay stagnant

Like Gessica the candle magnet

See, some snuffleumps are flammable,

Some are contaminable,

Why, why snufflemumps tend to transfer

Oh me! Oh my!

Oh me! Oh my!

Get that candle away from her!

Whatever is a snuffleump?

Whenever is a snuffledump?

Circumcised snufflepump,

Forgotten in space and time are snuffleumps.

Oh me, oh my!Oh me! Oh my!

The universe is vast

And, Cumberbatches still comprise the dominant caste

I wonder,

Have you ever encountered a Cumberbatch,

On the tracks of a thundersnatch

Riding through an applepatch 

Smiling like a bumblebetch?

How could we forget the cumberbatch?

They’re just about as cute as they get!

You see, the cumberbatch wear 

And hold the snuffleump teeth very dear.

And that my sweet,

Is why, why nearly all snuffleumps

Have no teeth with which to eat,

Nor will with which to live.